so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
i looove these two. uvu
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okey i guess
Thank you, tiny potato
200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED